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Join Us at Turning Point USA for an event chock-full of patriotic-themed fist-fucking.

In honoring the history of our Great Nation founded by great men of Anglo heritage, whose pure and clear minds, like their pure and clean bodies, we call together those who value tradition and stability. We don’t like to see things change. We like them to stay the same, thank you. Or, if things doContinue reading “In Defense of Tradition and Purity”

Happy Thanksgiving Patriots! ….and Lets Go Brandon! As we celebrate the most traditional and authentic of American of holidays – Thanksgiving – lets take a moment to Give Thanks! We Thank: OUR TROOPS – who serve in the American armed forces (especially the nice looking white ones who sign up to serve because they mayContinue reading “Happy Thanksgiving!”

A young man and his gun, acting out of courage and patriotic enthusiam for the three colors that excite him like a cheetah in heat, acted in self-defense when he shot a libtard at a protest. Honor his act with a genuine branded RAM – “Open-Carry = Self-Defense” facemask. Lets see more brave Americans carryingContinue reading “Kyle Rittenhouse, Patriot”

Lets go Brandon! Win the Game. Lets Go Brandon, Lets Go Brandon, Lets Go Brandon LetsGoBrandon, LetGoBrandon, LetsoBrandon LetoBrandon, LetoBrando, LetoBrand LetoBran, LetBran, LeBran Leran, Leron, Leon

Catholics of the world, UNITE!! Let’s do this! First, HE rose to the occasion, and our great leader, Donald J. Trump vanquished the liberals and became the President of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD and maybe even the UNIVERSE. With HIS Divine Wisdom leding our shipContinue reading “Donald Trump for Pope”

Tired of those drab, boring “mainstream” pillow cases?? Following the overwhelming success of our Real American Masks, worn everywhere from the trendiest yoga studios to the baddest rebel motorcycle clubs and tattoo parlors, we will soon be expanding to pillow cases to cover your soft Mike Lindell patriotic pillows. Turn your ordinary pillow into aContinue reading “Real American Pillows”

We, the Real Americans, know that only blessed food such as Chick-Fil-A, McDonalds, American cheese, Dairy Queen, Corn Flakes and other food that REAL non-city dwelling Americans eat is Christian. Other food may look and sound interesting – but it is FOREIGN and EVIL!! curry? kabab? sushi? This is food for the NWO satanic maskContinue reading “Eat Christian Food”

At Real American Masks, we believe strongly in purity, sustainability and holistically nurtured values. All our masks are produced cloned replicates on the outskirts of large cities in Asia. We care about their lives and give them hope in their future with free English lessons provided by Christian missionaries from America! We also help ourContinue reading “Sustainable Products made by Sustainable People”

The Christian Observer published this very astute observation on the wearing of masks and their link to the OCCULT – that hidden words of demons and witchcraft!! I’m not sure what they say about wearing socks, but that is another story. So masks are OCCULT and contain hidden meaning!! There are multiple references in theContinue reading “Christian Observer on masks”