We are tuff, REAL American men. We like NFT football, beer, strip clubs, motorcycles, tattoos. We know that Donald Trump was our guy because he knows how to talk tuff and has lots of money or at least looks like it. Real men have money. Only wimpy men are poor. He knows what to tellContinue reading “REAL Men for Trump”
In a (not unprecedented) public display of primitive, tribal and wanton lust, Representative Lauren Boebert, of Colorado, was fist-fucked in downtown Bolder by a cracked-up dumpster nigger named Koko Mugumbo. Koko reported afterwards, “I was honestly surprised how easy it was. I had brought lube but when I got down to it….found it unneccesary.”
Jesus loved freedom….and guns. Jesus owned lots of guns. But he refused to protect himself when arrested by the Deep State and brought before the Roman prosector because…. Jesus wanted to become governor. Jesus hated the poor and throught they should pull themselves up by their own fucking bootstraps. Jesus wanted to be tougher onContinue reading “We Are the True Christians”
Who are the most phony patriotic bootlickers, the synchophantic shifpher kissers? The “patriots” who constantly refer to the Constiutution and democratic values while ignoring the same in favor of “our side is right”….no matter what? The crusaders who were against the new Messiah, Donald J Trump, before they became his most argent and loyal fanaticContinue reading “Great American Cocksuckers”
Ron wants to fight the great war on…..”wokeness??”…..WTF?
Here at Real American Masks, where we support real american stuff, we are not racists and how dare the libtarded university gender-bender elite call us RACIST! You CANT DO IT ANYMORE!! Because we now have black-skinned candidates for Senate and Governor!! So shut up and shove it. You can try to call us backwards andContinue reading “You Can’t Call Us Racist”
Lauren Bobert is a REAL American Patriot. Lauren Bobert knows that the following things are REAL American: guns, trucks, beer, burgers, professional wrestling, bragging, bullying Lauren Bobert knows that these things are anti-American and tools of the Communist LEFT: universities, bicycles, tea, swimming, acceptance of diversity, jazz music, vegetables
Real America! We are talking to YOU! You who have been ignored and ridiculed by the urban liberal elite. Whose daughters rub themselves silly each night while watching gyrating Latinos on Youtube. Steve Bannon speaks for you. He is one of US. He is more REAL than everyone else and is the most dedicated discipleContinue reading “Real America’s Voice”
Either you are FOR President Donald Trump and AMERICA or you are NOT! Its that simple. Enough of the RINOs and big city libtards and the dirty immigrants and their strange languages. These Facemasks are for the REAL Americans. Those hard-working, proudly flag-waving, church-going heros who DEFEND us from THEIR evil – the filthy universityContinue reading “Either/Or”
Join Us at Turning Point USA for an event chock-full of patriotic-themed fist-fucking.