Lauren Boebert gets Fisted by Crazy Nigger

In a (not unprecedented) public display of primitive, tribal and wanton lust, Representative Lauren Boebert, of Colorado, was fist-fucked in downtown Bolder by a cracked-up dumpster nigger named Koko Mugumbo. Koko reported afterwards, “I was honestly surprised how easy it was. I had brought lube but when I got down to it….found it unneccesary.”

We Are the True Christians

Jesus loved freedom….and guns. Jesus owned lots of guns. But he refused to protect himself when arrested by the Deep State and brought before the Roman prosector because…. Jesus wanted to become governor. Jesus hated the poor and throught they should pull themselves up by their own fucking bootstraps. Jesus wanted to be tougher onContinue reading “We Are the True Christians”

Great American Cocksuckers

Who are the most phony patriotic bootlickers, the synchophantic shifpher kissers? The “patriots” who constantly refer to the Constiutution and democratic values while ignoring the same in favor of “our side is right”….no matter what? The crusaders who were against the new Messiah, Donald J Trump, before they became his most argent and loyal fanaticContinue reading “Great American Cocksuckers”

You Can’t Call Us Racist

Here at Real American Masks, where we support real american stuff, we are not racists and how dare the libtarded university gender-bender elite call us RACIST! You CANT DO IT ANYMORE!! Because we now have black-skinned candidates for Senate and Governor!! So shut up and shove it. You can try to call us backwards andContinue reading “You Can’t Call Us Racist”

Lauren Bobert, REAL American Patriot

Lauren Bobert is a REAL American Patriot. Lauren Bobert knows that the following things are REAL American: guns, trucks, beer, burgers, professional wrestling, bragging, bullying Lauren Bobert knows that these things are anti-American and tools of the Communist LEFT: universities, bicycles, tea, swimming, acceptance of diversity, jazz music, vegetables