We like NFT football, beer, strip clubs, motorcycles, tattoos.
We know that Donald Trump was our guy because he knows how to talk tuff and has lots of money or at least looks like it. Real men have money. Only wimpy men are poor.
He knows what to tell them dirty immigrants, exotic Moslems, and the niggers complaining about getting murdered by police.
We gather at meetings of like-minded tuff guys to tickle each others nuts, squeeze hairy buttcheeks suspended in thick denim overalls, and whisper the latest MAGA gossip distributed by our media heroes.
Tucker, Gaetz, Lauren….and of course, Donald. We love them because they are so tuff and so American.
Trump was born within the territory of the United States so he is PURE and one of US. He is also very white (although tanned) and has a hot wife. What a guy!
In a (not unprecedented) public display of primitive, tribal and wanton lust, Representative Lauren Boebert, of Colorado, was fist-fucked in downtown Bolder by a cracked-up dumpster nigger named Koko Mugumbo.
Koko reported afterwards, “I was honestly surprised how easy it was. I had brought lube but when I got down to it….found it unneccesary.”
Who are the most phony patriotic bootlickers, the synchophantic shifpher kissers?
The “patriots” who constantly refer to the Constiutution and democratic values while ignoring the same in favor of “our side is right”….no matter what?
The crusaders who were against the new Messiah, Donald J Trump, before they became his most argent and loyal fanatic supporters?
Tucker Carlson – poster boy of fake victims and fake outrage, bow-tie wearing, Ivy Leaguer….and for god sakes….his first name is Tucker!!
Ted Cruz – wastes your time while he is on the job by reading Dr. Seuss to Congress. He is so clever….but he is another phony fuck.
Steve Bannon – chief of the fake rebels, the battalion general leading the charge of the fake victims, another Ivy League-educated fake “man of the people” who thinks looking like a slob before the TV cameras brings him closer to the “real Americans”.
Mitch McConnell – a human-sized flaccid bespectaled penis, Mitch has been calmly reading out
Either you are FOR President Donald Trump and AMERICA or you are NOT!
Its that simple.
Enough of the RINOs and big city libtards and the dirty immigrants and their strange languages.
These Facemasks are for the REAL Americans. Those hard-working, proudly flag-waving, church-going heros who DEFEND us from THEIR evil – the filthy university ghettos stinking with pronoun confusion, marijuana smoke and rotting aborted fetuses.