Author Archives: Theloonius

What are face masks other than poorly concealed attempts to induct us and OUR CHILDREN into THEIR SATANIC CULT? The GLOBALISTS are also running the Olympics and unconsciously using occult indoctrination in the ceremonies to open our minds subconsciously to THEIR agenda!

This is OUR time – to defend OUR values, OUR traditions and, of course…the Constitution! WE shall adorn ourselves with red, white & blue accessories and publicly and proudly flagsturbate to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner as we practice OUR cosmetic patriotism. WE shall worship a flag. WE shall get excited about statues.Continue reading “American Patriots Unite!”

Who is the director? Who is the puppet-master of the liberal media clones? Who is the JEW funding the construction of underground baby-eating sex cults? Financier and evil pro-democracy advocate – GEORGE SOROS!! To be featured soon on a genuine Satanic Mask!

Is it Satoshi Nakamoto? It is Richard Nixon’s resurrected zombie body? Or is it the weird son of a sleazy American expat pig famer living in Japan? Everything is connected! There are no coincidences! Look for meaning and patterns in everything! ….and buy a Satanic Mask – now!

You’ve heard of it….but what is it? Its the hormone that Hollywood and liberal media elites are boiling aborted fetuses to extract and consume. WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT?? HOW CAN YOU SAVE THE CHILDREN?? There is one clear way – you can buy a Satanic Mask – which will protect you from theContinue reading “Adrenochrome”

To those who say that facemasks are the mark of the beast….the devil…..its TRUE!! So let’s clarify all this with a genuine and fashionable Satanic Mask… Coming soon from http://www.satanicmasks.com

Do you remember that awkward/nerdy kid from math class? The kid who we used to push around sometimes after school? Well, he started a company doing stuff with computers and got really rich. Like, seriously wealthy. As a matter of fact, he designed some of the software that you are using to view this rightContinue reading “Bill Gates of Hell mask”

The One with the bone dry vagina. Say her name. The One with the primped hairdo barely concealing horns. Say her name. The One with a heart of Evil and lustful yet unrequited love of the Negro. Say her Name. Hillary Clinton Satanic Mask coming soon…

How to show others your appreciation for the dark goaty one? With a Baphomet mask from Satanic Masks. Protect yourself from Covid19 while baiting the blessed with a genuine Baphomet model Satanic mask!

How to demonstrate your belief in the truly Christian values of Donald Trump? ….with a mask depicting the Vanquisher of Evil in all HIS Glory! Protect yourself from the dirt, filth and disease of university liberals, Mexican rapists, and other immigrants from shithole countries with a genuine Satanic Mask!