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REAL Men for Trump

We are tuff, REAL American men. We like NFT football, beer, strip clubs, motorcycles, tattoos. We know that Donald Trump was our guy because he knows how to talk tuff and has lots of money or at least looks like it. Real men have money. Only wimpy men are poor. He knows what to tellContinue reading “REAL Men for Trump”

Lauren Boebert gets Fisted by Crazy Nigger

In a (not unprecedented) public display of primitive, tribal and wanton lust, Representative Lauren Boebert, of Colorado, was fist-fucked in downtown Bolder by a cracked-up dumpster nigger named Koko Mugumbo. Koko reported afterwards, “I was honestly surprised how easy it was. I had brought lube but when I got down to it….found it unneccesary.”

Great American Cocksuckers

Who are the most phony patriotic bootlickers, the synchophantic shifpher kissers? The “patriots” who constantly refer to the Constiutution and democratic values while ignoring the same in favor of “our side is right”….no matter what? The crusaders who were against the new Messiah, Donald J Trump, before they became his most argent and loyal fanaticContinue reading “Great American Cocksuckers”


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