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We Must Rise Up!

In defense of our hero, former president Pickles McButtfuck – whose Florida Sanctuary of Justice has now been sullied by the filth of the satanic deep state pedophile FBI and their MINIONS! Patriots Unite! We will not let this stand! Grab Your Guns and in the name of Holy Jesus Christ defend the TV billionaireContinue reading “We Must Rise Up!”

REAL Men for Trump

We are tuff, REAL American men. We like NFT football, beer, strip clubs, motorcycles, tattoos. We know that Donald Trump was our guy because he knows how to talk tuff and has lots of money or at least looks like it. Real men have money. Only wimpy men are poor. He knows what to tellContinue reading “REAL Men for Trump”

Lauren Boebert gets Fisted by Crazy Nigger

In a (not unprecedented) public display of primitive, tribal and wanton lust, Representative Lauren Boebert, of Colorado, was fist-fucked in downtown Bolder by a cracked-up dumpster nigger named Koko Mugumbo. Koko reported afterwards, “I was honestly surprised how easy it was. I had brought lube but when I got down to it….found it unneccesary.”


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